What Ho! Ah! To live with a What Ho on my lips and a Gentleman's Gentleman… {sigh}… Such is life…

An Indian Speaking At The UN

Another of those chain mails but this oneis worth a good laugh. I wonder how these chappies think these up!

A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named. When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, what a good opportunity to have a bath. He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them..'

The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'

The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech. 'And they say Kashmir belongs to them...

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How do they think of these?

Childhood

• When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
• If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
• Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
• You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
• You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

Middle Age

• Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
• Wrinkles don't hurt.
• Families are like fudge. mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
• Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

Old Age

• Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
• Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
• You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
• It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
• Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
• Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

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